A lot of legislators around the Good Ol' USA, are for the oddest of reasons trying to control how much toilet paper we use, as if the government has solved all our problems and that's all what is left for them to argue about. As if they have nothing better to do but dictate (and thus it is becoming a dictatorship) how we as Americans are supposed to wipe after taking a dump!
I propose a better solution, yes regulate us to one square, not a real bother to me. But make it necessary that every toilet has a bidet next to it. I'm a bidet fan, I find using toilet paper a bit too challenging, I always end up using half a roll and still not sure if I wiped myself clean, but with the Bidet Law I proposed, I can wash my bottom, and then use one square of toilet paper to dry my bottom. And if there weren't no toilet paper, it wont hurt if you didn't dry your bottom, it'll dry eventually. Everyone is a winner, the legislators who brought up the whole issue and the American people.
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